Monday, March 1, 2010

Dear Uncle Sam

Could you please expedite the process of mailing my check?
Everyone in our house......

(except for the person who belongs to these little hands) sick and tired of washing dishes by hand. You see, there are twenty-four meals prepared in this house every day!!! And our family has other things that are much more worthy of our time. Like ice skating at the park across the street, or going to the library, or running around crazy, or playing Yahtzee.
I visited our new dishwasher last week. She is very lonely in the store and yearns to come to our house and live up to her full potential.

Thank you for your consideration.

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

this is our first one, ever. we'll, we've had it a few years now, but still.
we have one sink.
One. Sink.
imagine that.