Dental floss is NOT gum.
If you stay in a wet towel after a bath, you stay cold.
We will never be able to heat up the outside, no matter how long we leave the door open.
In order to catch that fridge light out, you have to burn out the bulb.
Dust is everywhere, not just in the sun rays that stream through the window.
Candle wax is hot.
Six out of eight people in our family have the "roll your tongue" gene.
Grated parmesan cheese will choke you if you drink it out of the container.
Nobody will know that you are shoveling snow in your boxers if you put your snow pants on.
And just because you wake up in the morning, doesn't mean you have to GET up.