Things I Don't Get.....

•  Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On the seal of the baby Tylenol
• Do not use in shower." -- On my hair dryer.  (Do people actually do this?)

• This toy may contain small parts."-- On a frisbee.  (I guess there might be someone with a big enough mouth to swallow a frisbee.)

• "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.  (Trying to save time or get more sleep?)
• "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.  (So, who are the reporters?)
  
• "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On the stroller.  (Is there any mother this stupid?)
  
• "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.  (And the other option is........?)
  
• "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanut M&M's. (No, really?)
  
• "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Chips-A-Hoy cookies. (Does that mean I should open them in the store without buying them?)
  
• "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.  (Wow, I knew BEFORE they told me, I am so smart!)

KKS